February 2012
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expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening…
The Absolute Funniest Posts!: “My perfect date... →
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“My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, “Is that dangerous?” and I go, “Yes, but I like danger”. We go to your favorite restaurant. We have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire. You go, “Aziz, your car is on…
Atheists are routinely asked how people will know not to rape and murder without...
– 10 Myths Many Religious People Hold About Atheists, Debunked (via the-sexpat-life)
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[Trigger Warning: Abuse] A cautionary tale for... →
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drdonnaatx:
When I was 19, I married my high school sweetheart. He had never hit me in anyway. Never had yelled at me. He was in the Navy and we moved nearly 1000 miles away from home. We had been married one week when he first slapped me. I forgave him. We had been married about a year when he first punched me in the stomach. I forgave him. After about a year and a half it...
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I just had a shower while stoned. Why was it a life altering experience?
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You just burn, kid.: salsalsally: Dear Taylor... →
salsalsally:
Dear Taylor Swift,
I’m sorry that the boy who is undoubtedly your eternal soul mate is dating Satan and not you. What does this boy see in a girl who wears high heels, short skirts, and is the cheer captain? Doesn’t he know that those are warning signs of a morally…
I am still so naive. I know pretty much what I like and dislike, but please,...
– Sylvia Plath (via musingsinfemininity)
she gets me.
(via thegirlwiththegreenquilt)
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And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul,...
– Sylvia Plath (via eriksatie)
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